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Chicken John Will Get The Matching Funds

Hello world, this is Lev (suddenly Chicken's campaign manager and co-conspirator). I have some incredible news to share. 

You, the great collective you of the Chickensphere, heeded our plea for help. We've spent the last 24 hours hitting up everybody we know, watching the total inch toward the magic number and wracking our brains about who to call next and how to make it happen. Aleta, Goddess of the Spreadsheet, worked like a Hero of Soviet Socialist Labor to get all the scraps of paper, checks, Paypal contributions and loose change together. And in the 59th minute of the 11th hour, you came through and brought us over the top, to a grand total of $26,371.21 in eligible San Francisco contributions for Chicken's race for mayor. That's the documented sum of money that we brought to the Campaign Office at 4:45 this afternoon.... you should have seen us, racing down Van Ness in the limo VW bus, folders crammed with arcane documents and forms, sweating, exhausted, Rob Levy driving like a maniacal cabby to get us there on time. We scrambled up the steps into the warren of offices... and met the press! Reporters from the San Francisco dailies were there, waiting for us like it's the Bay to Breakers finish line. Read in the news tomorrow, baby. As far as we know, only Tony Hall also made the cut, but he's Republican or Republican-like... so in reality, it's Chicken vs. Gavin on November 8!
Posted in | Submitted by Johnhell on Tue, 2007-08-28 22:42.
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Fundraising Dinner At Chicken John's House Tonight!

Come to the dinner at Chicken's house tonight. Here’s a write up:

This Thursday–
One Night Only!
NOW YOU CAN HELP MAKE A DIFFERENCE
IN THE OUTCOME OF S.F.’S DISMAL MAYORAL ELECTION:
FIRST, RESOLVE TO CAST YOUR VOTE ON NOVEMBER 7TH
for the Only Candidate with the VISION of this world-renowned metropolis as the
“CITY OF ARTS AND INNOVATION”
THE YEOMAN OF THE SHOWMEN–
Chicken John!
THEN, RESOLVE TO CONTRIBUTE TO THE
CAMPAIGN FUND– BY ATTENDING THE DELICIOUS
“CHICKEN DINNER 4 CHICKEN”
A BENEFIT FOR THE CHICKEN JOHN CAMPAIGN
HOSTED BY HIS FRIENDS AT
PIRATE CAT RADIO 87.9 FM–
ALL AT THE WHERE-IT’S-HAPPENING CHEZ POULET CAFÉ !

Posted in | Submitted by Johnhell on Thu, 2007-08-16 13:23.
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Tastes Like Chicken

Photo by Scott Beale of laughingsquid.com

If you haven't heard thee news, San Francisco's own Chicken John is running for mayor of our fine city. His goal is to inject more whimsy into our tired little burg. Take a look at today's SF Chronicle for the front page story. Or you can take a look on line right now, right here.

I'm helping with the campaign, so see this page for regular updates on the run, events, etc.

 

If you would like to volunteer for the historic mayoral run, email me at chickenformayor@yahoo.com

Posted in | | Submitted by Johnhell on Mon, 2007-07-09 13:43.
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